RedVelvetPotatoes

1) Choose one of your own characters. 2) Make them answer the following questions. 3) Feel free to add some questions of your own. Character: Vellicatrix Maximus 1) What gender are you? Despite what my big boobs say, I am actually a man.  I just lack an Adam's apple and I'm lucky enough to have all my ribs in place. 2) ...What is your age? Wouldn't you like to know? 3) Do you want a hug? No, I don't.  What I want is a stiff drink and a soft pair of feet for my fingers. 4) ...Do you have any bad habits? Often, people say that I have bad habits like having a dirty mouth, abusing substances on a regular basis, and kidnapping strangers to do

Written by: RedVelvetEater Aang could barely hold in his excitement.  Today, his new teacher, Toph Bei Fong, was finally going to teach him earth bending.  After seeing Toph in action back in the town of Gaoling, he was very eager to learn from her.  True, she was born blind, but she was anything but weak.  She was able to kick the butt of anyone who stood against her and still come out on top without a scratch.  The entire underground knew of her as The Blind Bandit because of this. The only problem was that Toph's parents always treated her as helpless or fragile, that she wouldn't even survive outside the walls of the estate.  But that n

1) Choose one of your own characters. 2) Make them answer the following questions. 3) Feel free to add some questions of your own. Character: Vellicatrix Maximus 1) What gender are you? Despite what my big boobs say, I am actually a man.  I just lack an Adam's apple and I'm lucky enough to have all my ribs in place. 2) ...What is your age? Wouldn't you like to know? 3) Do you want a hug? No, I don't.  What I want is a stiff drink and a soft pair of feet for my fingers. 4) ...Do you have any bad habits? Often, people say that I have bad habits like having a dirty mouth, abusing substances on a regular basis, and kidnapping strangers to do

Written by: RedVelvetEater Disclaimer: The following sketch has been written in a simplistic script format as opposed to my usual narrative form.  Still, I hope you enjoy it all the same. Rayne Winsten is sitting on the living room couch in the flat she shares with two other White Elves, the Helixes.  She is enjoying the silence with a cigarette in her left hand and a icy can of beer in her right hand, the latter courtesy of her host.  Her relaxation period is abruptly interrupted by the sound of the front door flying open and hitting a wall.  Jackie Helix, energetic as ever, kicks off his shoes and sits next to Rayne on the couch, much to